Sunday, 24 March 2013

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss
would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me
to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who just happens to be a blonde) asked me what the heck was I doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss
might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of the good God are you doing Gotobed?"

I told him I was a light bulb!!

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her,
"And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna LOVE this answer...) 

She said..."I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!!"

Be seeing you!!

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