I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss
would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me
to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who just happens to be a blonde) asked me what the heck was I doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss
might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of the good God are you doing Gotobed?"
I told him I was a light bulb!!
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her,
"And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna LOVE this answer...)
She said..."I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!!"
Be seeing you!!