2. Paris Hilton has tagged you in a video.
3. Harry Potter is in Miami.
4. The Pope has got a new girlfriend.
5. Adolph Hitler and Saddam Hussein have updated their status.
6. Banksy and Picasso have written on your wall.
7. Brad Pitt has changed his relationship status to 'Phew!'.
8. Can you confirm these details: We met randomly and had an amazing one-night stand?
9. Can you confirm these details: We worked together smuggling drugs out of Thailand?
10. Robert Mugabe has joined the group 'I bet I can find another 10,000,000 people to vote for me in a Zimbabwe general election!!'