And now a short poem, written by Rob Gotobed & A Gentleman in homage to the love of his life the actress Emma Watson. It is simply called, ‘Emma – why did you serve that restraining order on me?’
If I were a boat I’d steer to you,
A pantyhose, adhere to you.
If I were a plumber I’d plumb your depths,
A pancake maker, I’d stuff your crepes!
If I were a breeze I’d ruffle your skirt,
A squeezy bottle, I’d give you a squirt!!
If I were a wok I’d stir fry you,
A guardian angel, be there for you!
If I were a glass blower I’d blow you a kiss,
If I were a poem, I’d end like this…
Be seeing You!