Wednesday, 3 July 2013

The Recession : The 10 Worst Things!!

1. North Korean television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

2. Wives are having sex again with their husbands - because they can't afford batteries!

3. Exxon-Mobil has had to lay off 125 Congressmen.

4. Truckloads of Americans have been caught sneaking into Mexico.

5. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

6. A picture is now only worth 168 words.

7. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

8. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

9. I saw a Mormon polygamist yesterday with only one wife.

10. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!!

And if that wasn't bad enough! Today I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail!!

Be seeing you!!


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