Wednesday, 28 August 2013

The Rob Gotobed Cowboy Vibrating Unit!

Hi! My name is Rob Gotobed and I run The Rob Gotobed Wild West Rodeo Shop!

Today’s special offer….

THE ROB GOTOBED COWBOY VIBRATING UNIT.

The new improved Rob Gotobed Cowboy has a special prong, that when inserted into any object will gently vibrate it!

You can use it to vibrate your house to knock off all your accumulated dust, or during winter to remove unwanted snow or woodpeckers from your roof!

Not convinced? Then imagine this scenario - you’re sat at home when suddenly you receive an unexpected visit from Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and the New York Mets!!

(I know, how often does that happen? At least 16 times per year to an average household I think you’ll agree!!)

Mmmm… but what a dilemma???? How to keep that lot entertained!!

Well, with the aide of ‘The New Rob Gotobed Cowboy Vibrating Unit’, there’s no need to worry. Simply insert the cowboy’s special prong into Orlando Bloom and it’ll keep the New York Mets amused for hours!!

**This week’s special offer buy two and vibrate Johnny Depp as well!!**

Only $9.99 from The Rob Gotobed Wild West Rodeo Shop – but only while stocks last!!

How does it work? I don’t know, but it does!!

Be seeing You!

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