Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Katy Perry 21 Things You Never Knew.

1. Katy Perry once ate a very small car.

2. Her front bottom is the exact shape as the lightening mark on Harry Potter’s forehead.

3. The only creature that can beat Katy Perry in an arm-wrestle is a goose.

4. In time of war it is against the Geneva convention to have SEX with Katy Perry.

5. In 2006, Katy Perry claimed to have invented the hamburger.

6. In 2007, Katy got into a bar fight with Megatron, Optimus Prime, and The Predator ….And Won!!

7. Native Indian tribes believe that if Katy should remove her bra the world will come to an end!

8. Once during a live concert in Oslo, Norway, her breasts exploded!!

9. When Katy Perry coughs, neutrinos come out of her nose.

10. Every time Katy sneezes, someone in Mexico explodes.

11. Katy finds delight in hugging butter, and if she ever sees a Chinese bicycle, she has an orgasm!

12. It took Katy Perry 26.5 seconds to solve The Da Vinci Code.

13. Every Thursday evening Katy Perry likes to go to her local  McDonalds just for the free ketchup.

14. Katy Perry believes that the Tom Cruise movie ‘War of the Worlds’ is an accurate account of the War in Afghanistan.

15. Katy Perry is attributed with being the one who finally convinced Colonel Sanders to use chickens instead of gophers.

16. In 2008, Katy Perry coached the England World Cup soccer team via a revolutionary new cell phone app!!

17. In 2009, she claimed to buy toilet tissue by the grit rating.

18. Katy thinks that ‘Justin Bieber’ is the name of a seriously dangerous fever!

19. Katy once spun a Finnish man round so fast he became disorientated.

20. Katy is the only person on Earth who knows the real identity of the muffin man.

21. Katy Perry plans to retire at the age of thirty and breed giant rabbits.


BONUS FACT: 
Researchers have discovered that Katy’s orgasms feel much the same as yours! But, there are some differences, due to the location of the G spots and the time difference, but the main moment of bliss is very similar.

NB. All facts were correct at time of going to press.

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