He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he asks nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother then?" he asks, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! God you are so jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She then whispers in his ear…
"That's me before the surgery!"