I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more tranquillity in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Uriah Addy proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Jim Beam, a bottle of Tequila, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a triple pack of Oreos, the remainder of my Prozac prescription, the rest of last night’s apple pie, some Doritos, and a box of Cadburys chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel right now!
Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.
Be seeing you!