I am going on a diet for the next hour.
Feeling faint. Perhaps I should have consulted my doctor first?
Licking chocolate chips in cookies and sniffing Oreos - I guess this is what they mean by cold turkey?
Perhaps I could change time zones? Consulting map to see how far nearest different time zone is….
Yikes I’ve started hallucinating! Big Bird off Sesame Street has just asked me outside for a fight over a two day old Kentucky Fried Chicken tub!
Administering CPR to myself to recover from hour-long diet! Drinking coffee and sucking on ice cubes made from Bourbon.
Okay, I’m now feeling guilty about coffee and Bourbon ice cubes. Going on twenty minute starvation diet.
I am now satisfied with today’s starvation diet. Going to dinner now at an ‘eat all you can eat’ buffet at The Ritz in London.
Just had a thought… If you watch Jurassic World backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island.
Hi guys, 7 hour sleep diet worked great. Will power held beautifully. Quite proud of myself.
Weight now fluctuating wildly because of twice daily 20 minute starvation diets.
Going on 5 minute shower diet, followed by 30 second tooth brushing diet. They say these really work!?!?
Anyway, I just told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?'
I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything!!'
Be seeing You?