Dave and Rhiannon met while on a singles cruise and Dave fell head over heels for her.
Every date seemed better than the last..
On the one-month anniversary of their first date, Dave took Rhiannon to a fine restaurant and said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage”.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
Rhiannon took a deep breath and responded, "Dave, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a "Hooker!"
"I see," Dave replied thoughtfully. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought about the seriousness of where this relationship could go.
Then Dave spoke, "You know, Rhiannon, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
Be seeing you!