Wednesday, 14 October 2015

The Principal Causes Of Death In The United Kingdom 2013 – 2014

This week I can exclusively reveal the principal causes of death in The United Kingdom 2013 – 2014 (Per thousands).

Boredom                                                        170
Non-voluntary organ donation                          381
Internet Porn Addiction                                    205
Shot while trying to escape                                  2.5
Coronary while jogging                                    112
Coronary while taking jogger to hospital           214
Contraceptive overdose                                     4.9
Experimental Traffic Junctions                         174
Dental Floss abuse                                             3.1
Relish abuse                                                   172
Surreal ale addiction                                         14
Posh Spice’s new fashion jeans                          6.2
Attempting to dunk donut while having sex      216
Low cholesterol yoga                                        9.8

Be seeing you!!
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